Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
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everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
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Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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