I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
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after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
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Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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