Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
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I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
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He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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