im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
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I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
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Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
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