so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
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It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
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he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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