I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
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i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
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Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
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