Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
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We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
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well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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