What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
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You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
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I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize