I wanna bring you to show and tell
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
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Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
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I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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