Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
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Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
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Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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