Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
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so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
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well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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