TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
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she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
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And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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