Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
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I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
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its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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