All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
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never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
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Oh Jesus.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
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Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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