I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
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Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
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Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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