that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
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i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
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You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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