best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
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sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
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I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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