PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Need sex. Gaining weight.
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I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
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Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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