just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
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Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
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Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize