just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
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You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
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That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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