at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
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Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
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He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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