Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
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you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
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The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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