Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
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alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
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One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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