id be glad to
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
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Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
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I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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