Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
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You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
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You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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