how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
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I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
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It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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