Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
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he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
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the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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