Please, let me fuck your mom
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
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she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
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studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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