whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
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the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
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Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
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