So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
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fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
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Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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