just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
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The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
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How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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