absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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