He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
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Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
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Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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