how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
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today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
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He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
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