You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
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Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
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Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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