i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
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I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
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She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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