The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
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I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
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Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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