I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
it's like heaven, but drunker
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
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Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
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don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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