no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
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I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
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My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
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