This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
home. puking in laundry basket.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
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Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
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Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
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