I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
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Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
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I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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