: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
and i looked up. we had an audience...
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
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Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
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Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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