God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
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I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
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We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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