TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
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I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
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In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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