Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
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and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
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Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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