the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
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She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
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Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
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