we're blogging at a bar
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Randomize