He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
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She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
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Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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