Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
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You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
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I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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