Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
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Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
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Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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