she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
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I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
How's work?
Spinning.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
sex in a hospital.. check
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
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