we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
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Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
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You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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