do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
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Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
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When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
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