So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
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It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
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Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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